When Blindfolded,
Gagged,
And Shackled Naked To The Wall
| – | Hmm, I’ve never tried this in real life before, but I’m the best there is at it on-line. |
| – | Just out of curiosity, umm, you weren’t planning a career as an athlete, were you? |
| – | You do have health insurance, right? |
| – | You remind me a lot of my ex. That frigging idiot who bled me dry and left me. |
| – | Oops. |
| – | Now children, see what happens to bad boys and girls who don’t listen to their parents? |
| – | Come on in! It’s open! |
| – | Girlfriend, honey, whatcha doing? You are not going to believe this! Guess who stopped over today? Yes!! And he’s still here, just hanging out… |
| – | By any chance, does your mother drive a white Hyundai? |
| – | Wow, your blood’s a really pretty shade of red! |
| – | I wish this came with an instruction manual. |
| – | Gee, the last person I did this to is still in a coma. |
| – | Do you know which end of this I’m supposed to insert in you? |
| – | If you were me, where would hide a body so no one would find it? |
| – | You don’t mind if I let the pit bull in, do you? She’s barking up a storm out there. |
| – | There is a really big spider on the wall right next to your arm. |
| – | I’ll be right back, I forgot I have an appointment at the hairdresser’s. |
| – | Oh man, you don’t remember what I did with the key, do you? |
| – | Have you given any thought as to what you want in your obituary? |
| – | I never really liked you to begin with… |
| – | (complete and total silence) |
| – | umm, 911? Yeah, I think I made a slight error… |
| – | POLICE!!! OPEN UP!!!!! |
| – | Honey?!? You’re home early! |
| – | I told you I am a Pro Domme. And you haven’t paid me yet. Oh, that’s OK, I’ll just take it out of your wallet now so you don’t have to remember to do it later. |
© Alkallah